Man likes hunting in the wild and traversing the great outdoors. It is a thrilling adventure that keeps man on his toes. One day, man stumbled on a new part of the rainforest he had never set foot in before. After hours of fascinating exploration, man realized he was hopelessly lost. Feeling hungry, man shot himself a small deer. While building a fire and preparing to cook his dinner, man discovered the secret techniques of smoking meats through a sacred portal called YouTube.
So elated was man that he sent up smoke signals, which attracted the attention of another man who was also hunting in the same part of the rainforest. Coincidentally, both man and his new friend were blessed with luxuriant facial hair, which provided much-needed protection from the fire and smoke. And that, friends, was how Beard Brothers came to be.